just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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