winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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