it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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