He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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