you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He's a Shit stain on my heart
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
