Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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