is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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