Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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