If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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