I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I want a musical about memes.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize