Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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