Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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