I want to have your abortion
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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