I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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