me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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