UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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