Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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