I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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