You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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