if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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