what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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