just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
