hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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