I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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