He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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