so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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