you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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