11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
a search helicopter?!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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