Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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