I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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