I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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