There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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