My balls are so social today.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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