Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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