I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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