sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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