its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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