I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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