On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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