Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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