rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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