It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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