She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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