i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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