windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky