she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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