Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles