im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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