I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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