matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Randomize
