it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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