Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry FirstyNation hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight

Fav 4 1179 944
share tweet
(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

Fav 8 1069 2591
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(518): View more from New York

you're out of your mind

(518): View more from New York

you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear

(518): View more from New York

it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence

Fav 11 1035 2498
share tweet
(770): View more from Georgia

You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!

(706): View more from Georgia

Oh yeah.

Fav 23 4216 1334
share tweet
(415): View more from California

i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.

Fav 16 2718 1156
share tweet
(513): View more from Ohio

just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

Fav 23 7420 1789
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(705): View more from Ontario

I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.

Fav 36 4902 1651
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(651): View more from Minnesota

I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.

Fav 7 802 459
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up

Fav 0 22 35
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT