I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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