Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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