White coat. Heels.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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