Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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