R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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