I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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